Cross dressing! Gay romance! Secret dossiers! Mafia connections! Lots and lots of blackmail! Whee! It's kind of like reality television, except I actually care.......
Oh, sorry. I just got distracted by this completely unrelated picture of Ed Westwick.
|Mmm, chest hair.|
Ahem, anyway. I really can't imagine Hoover in a dress, even with the help of this cleverly Photoshopped picture.
He reminds me of nothing so much as a creepy tortoise.