|John Slattery could smoke all day and I'd still find him attractive. Since smoking immediately decreases everyone else's attractiveness for me by at least half, this is quite the feat.|
If I had a Tumblr (I don't Tumbl, much to my sister's horror), I would call it "John Slattery is My Boyfriend." I mean, obviously he's not, but a girl can
I once dated a boy who was so jealous that he was jealous of my crush on John Slattery.
|"Hey girl. I've been making meme-worthy facial expressions since before Ryan Gosling hit puberty."|
...now that I think about it, that was perhaps not completely unfounded, as I would have left this boy for John Slattery in a heartbeat. Also, Geoffrey Rush, but that is a different post entirely.
John Slattery's name makes me think of the word "slattern," which, despite its negative connotations, is a word I quite enjoy and I would not mind it one bit if John Slattery wanted to call me a slattern, as long as he did it in that playfully naughty tone that he does.
And then we would snuggle.